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Tired of someones bullshit? Send them ours! star

A special, hand-crafted, realistic looking, poo pile beautifully presented in a white box and surrounded by fun filler in their party's representative colors! By the way... you read that right. HAND CRAFTED. Each poo is as unique as a disgusting, dirty little snowflake.

The full color insert enclosed in the package will tell them to just shut-up already... people are tired of listening to their political BULL POO.

  • 1. Choose color

    Select their party's poo platform color.

  • 2. Select Adress

    Tell us where to send your special gift.

  • 3. Enjoy!

    Smile knowing this bunghole is about to get the message.

All Time Purchases

75%

of people bought the
Elephant Red poo.

All Time Purchases

25%

of people bought the
Donkey Blue poo.

Tired of the Elephants? Order our red version now!

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  • THE ORIGINAL Political Poo
  • THE ORIGINAL Political Poo
elephant poo
$16
Send a red poo

... or sick of the Donkeys? Order our blue version now!

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  • THE ORIGINAL Political Poo
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donkeys poo
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I actually had one of these sent to myself instead so I could leave it on my annoying co-workers desk. This thing looks surprisingly realistic. I was amazed. The presentation of the poop was good too. I really hope it makes him shut up.

Matt B., Cali

I actually had one of these sent to myself instead so I could leave it on my annoying co-workers desk. This thing looks surprisingly realistic. I was amazed. The presentation of the poop was good too. I really hope it makes him shut up.

Matt B., Cali

I actually had one of these sent to myself instead so I could leave it on my annoying co-workers desk. This thing looks surprisingly realistic. I was amazed. The presentation of the poop was good too. I really hope it makes him shut up.

Matt B., Cali

Frequently Asked Questions

  • So, is this REAL poop?

    No, that would be disgusting and much weirder than we intended. It does however look pretty damn good.

  • What if I don't know this bastard's address?

    How about you just have us send it to you and you can hand deliver it? You're sneaky. Put it on their desk. Put it on their steps and set the box on fire*.
    *Don't do that. NEVER do that.

  • What color should I pick for the filler again?

    Choose the red filler if your target is Republican/Conservative... the Elephants. Choose the blue if they are Democrat/Liberal... the Donkeys.

  • Do you ship internationally?

    Unfortunately we don’t ship internationally yet, but check back soon. It's on the list.

  • What is you return policy?

    Return the Poo in it's original condition and packaging within 30 days, and you get your money back... easy peasy. Buyer pays return shipping.

  • Should I tell them that I sent the poo?

    That's between you and Jesus.

Ready to get even? Let's get that poo out the door!

A special, hand-crafted, realistic looking, poo pile beautifully presented in a white box and surrounded by fun filler in their party's representative colors!

Choose your poo