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Tired of someone's bullshit?

Send them ours!

A special, hand-crafted, realistic-looking, poo pile beautifully presented in a white box and surrounded by fun filler in their parties representative colors! By the way...you read that right. HAND CRAFTED. Each poo is as unique as a disgusting, dirty little snowflake.

The full color insert enclosed in the package will tell them to just shut-up already...people are tired of listening to their political BULL POO.

Tired of hearing your Kool-Aid drinking friends spout their political rhetoric around the water cooler?

Feel like punching a baby every time your friend soils your Facebook feed with their party's drivel?
Now you can show them how you feel about their incessant, mindless, ramblings ...  ANONYMOUSLY!

Send them THE ORIGINAL Political Poo!

A special, hand-crafted, realistic looking, poo pile beautifully presented in a white box and surrounded by fun filler in their party's representative colors!  By the way... you read that right.  HAND CRAFTED.  Each poo is as unique as a disgusting, dirty little snowflake.

The full color insert enclosed in the package will tell them to just shut-up already... people are tired of listening to their political BULL POO.
How it works...
1. Select their party's poo platform color.
2. Tell us where to send your special gift.
3.  Sit back and smile knowing this bunghole is really going to get the message this time.
 
Remember, this is completely anonymous to the recipient.  There is nothing in or on the package that identifies you as the sender.
Here's one of our dastardly fans...
I actually had one of these sent to myself instead so I could leave it on my annoying co-workers desk.  This thing looks surprisingly realistic.  I was amazed.  The presentation of the poop was good too.  I really hope it makes him shut up.  - Matt B., Cali
 

Ready to get even?  Place your order to the right, and let's get that poo out the door!